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You say you’re a dog

person and a cat person but you’re

human. I’m confused.

Carrion allowed.

don’t be surprised when you see

a corpse on the plane.

My cat gave birth to

paper cups on a roadside

Fined twice for litter.

More people are killed

Yearly by cars than by sharks

So don’t swim with cars.

They tell me not to

count on my fingers but I

Need them to write this.

By F. Jay Wall

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