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NJIT's Student Newspaper

The Vector

NJIT's Student Newspaper

The Vector

    Completely Normal Haikus


    You say you’re a dog

    person and a cat person but you’re

    human. I’m confused.

    Carrion allowed.

    don’t be surprised when you see

    a corpse on the plane.

    My cat gave birth to

    paper cups on a roadside

    Fined twice for litter.

    More people are killed

    Yearly by cars than by sharks

    So don’t swim with cars.

    They tell me not to

    count on my fingers but I

    Need them to write this.

    By F. Jay Wall

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