You say you’re a dog
person and a cat person but you’re
human. I’m confused.
Carrion allowed.
don’t be surprised when you see
a corpse on the plane.
My cat gave birth to
paper cups on a roadside
Fined twice for litter.
More people are killed
Yearly by cars than by sharks
So don’t swim with cars.
They tell me not to
count on my fingers but I
Need them to write this.
By F. Jay Wall